Saturday, March 22, 2014

#Truth




“The law is simple. Every experience is repeated or suffered till you experience it properly and fully the first time.”
― Ben Okri, Astonishing The Gods

I just loved this and had to include it in this blog. 
For obvious reasons.

Love,
"Jill"

Friday, March 21, 2014

Totally Awesome



Because all other bleach is just "meh"

Never thought I would see over achieving household cleaners.
Now I've seen it all.




To be followed up by Totally Awesome Liquid Plumber. Which sadly wasn't Awesome... at all.

Love,
"Jill"

Thursday, March 20, 2014

*Shivering*



Could it be because this damn office is heated to the temperature of a Meat Locker or a Morgue?

I think so. My brain has done shut off... *sigh*

Back to my shivering. I must look like I'm having a seizure at my desk. 
Sexy

I cant even think to write today. 

Love,
"Jill"


Sunday, March 16, 2014

Demotivational





My new motivational background to reach my goals. At least for today.

#achievementunocked
#lazy

Love,
"Jill"

Thursday, March 13, 2014

Call Me Maybe?

Dear Joe,

*In a saucy mood today*

Got a call from someone I didn't know telling me that they took care of "that thing" for me... My response: "Where did you hide the body?"
They hung up :(

*crosses fingers for more like this.. I could use another laugh ;)



Love,
"Jill"

Saturday, March 8, 2014

Rewards


and that is a huge scary step to take but sometimes you just have to do it without clearly knowing what comes after...

I just wish I could allow myself to let go

Love,
"Jill"