L'Amour

I knew I loved this language for a reason <3

Joy

I bring you.... Joy.

Don't get excited. It's not a lot of Joy.

In fact, it's non ultra Joy...

It's only Wednesday people.

This Day

Dear Joe,

This painting of C3PO was my favorite. I don't know why but I think it was the innocent quizzical look on his face that did it for me.

Random I know.

Just had to share.

Love, 

"Jill"

An Open Letter to Starbucks

Dear Starbucks,

How dare you.

How dare you make a drink that I just cannot function without on a daily basis.
Seriously, I think its a conspiracy. I am convinced y'all add addictive chemicals to your coffee drinks so that we consumers CRAVE them on epic levels for a fortnight.

I have consumed so much caffeine, that I literally vibrate and see noises.
WTF?

This can't be legal, yet it is.

How dare you seemingly posses my car.
Bastards.

It appears that it has the innate ability to not only find you, but also drives itself into the parking lot where inevitably I get a prime spot and have no other choice but to give into temptation for another cup of your deliciousness.
*You already control my mind. Yet you don't stop there do you?...Of course not!*
Greedy SOB's


HOW DARE YOU interrupt my joy while shopping at Barnes and Noble.

It's bad enough you dominate almost every street corner, grocery store, shopping mall... But Barnes and Noble?
Have you no mercy?

Seriously... Just stop. I can't handle much more. I am already on my 2nd cup and it is only 7:43 am.

*currently "cuddling" my coffee*



Your Salted Caramel Mocha is the work of the Devil.
The yummy yummy Devil.

I will need a team of Priests to exorcise this "coffee demon" out of me.
I hate you Starbucks. I really do.

I'll be back in a few hours.

Sincerely,
Me

I figured you would get a kick out of my *rant* today.

Had to share.

Makes you want Starbucks now doesn't it? ;)

Love,

"Jill"

*salted caramel mocha*

PROOF God Loves Me

Resolutions

Little Surprises

Dear Joe,

While taking a Belly Dancing class (I know..)  with a friend of mine I found within the shop this little necklace for which I had to chuckle and take a photo. 

Of course, I was asked about my reaction to where I told the story of that fated evening once more. Everyone got a kick out of it. Though that is not something I wish to recreate ever again. LOL

A friend of mine keeps on trying to get me to come for dinner on his boat out in Emeryville and I keep refusing. His wife tries to bribe me with all sorts of yummy food but I won't go... I think I'm slightly scarred for life?

I'll probably cave at some point but this is also the very same person who got thrown from his boat in the bay (covered in an earlier blog post) so I think this is the source of the deterrent at this point.

Guess I will need to face that fear sooner or later.

I'd like to bank on later.... Much later.

Though should it be offered to dress like a pirate (this is the reason they live on a boat... Dont ask), I might have to show up. 

With a parrot hahaha!

On an unrelated note....

Check this out! These are my own nails. Usually I would be in the nail salon every 2 weeks but since I am no longer stressing out to the point of chewing my nails to the knuckle, they finally grew out.

Stupid to get so dang excited over something so basic as this, but I knew you would understand why this was kind of a big deal to me.

It gets to the point that I am frequently having to cut my nails because they get long quickly. 

It is a trip!

Ok Random outbursts are over.

Hope you are doing well and Happy 2014!

Love,

"Jill"

Rock Bottom?